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Here is a song from Joe's Bubble and Squeak video.
It is 1 of my favs...but I love em all!

We've been together for so very long
but now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong
seems you don't want me around, the passion has gone and the flames died down
you know I, lost a little bit of self esteem
the time that you made it with the whole hockey team
you used to think I was nice, now you tell all your friends that I'm the anti Christ

oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car
that kind of thing is hard to ignore
got funny feeling, you don't love me, anymore

I knew that we were having problems when
you put those pyrahnahs in my bath tub again
you're still the light of my life
oh darling I'm beggin won't you put down that knife
you know I, I even think it's kinda cute the way
you poison my coffee just a little each day
i still remember how you laughed
or when you pushed me down the elevator shaft

oh, I hope you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
doing in my underwear draw?
got funny feeling you don't love me anymore

you slammed my face down on the bar-b-que grill
now my scars are all healing but my heart never will
you set my house on fire
then you pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers
oh, you think I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows whilst I was asleep
you drilled a hole in my head
then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Oh, you know this isn't really like you at all
you never acted this way before

Got funny feeling, you don't love me anymore
Oh nooooooooo

Got funny feeling you don't love me anymore!
She broke off our engagment
then she broke my heart
then she broke my video
what a clumsey tart!


I believe I could fly
I beleive i could eat a pie
I think about it every night and day
Till someone takes my steak and kidney away
I could eat 3 or 4
I see them coming throught the oven door
My little girl came up to me a tear welled in her eye,
she asked me what would happen when Sam her rabbit died.
I said we'd get a shoe box and put dear Sam inside,
then bury him beneath the swing that stands next to you slide.
Then we'll have a party the best you've ever seen
Play party games, eat sausage rolls have jelly with ice cream.
When she heard my story all she could say was WOW
why wait until the day he dies lets kill the bunny now.

Beware of the badger it said on the gate
It bit off my tadger I read it too late.