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| Here is a song from Joe's Bubble and Squeak video. It is 1 of my favs...but I love em all! We've been together for so very long but now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong seems you don't want me around, the passion has gone and the flames died down you know I, lost a little bit of self esteem the time that you made it with the whole hockey team you used to think I was nice, now you tell all your friends that I'm the anti Christ oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car that kind of thing is hard to ignore got funny feeling, you don't love me, anymore I knew that we were having problems when you put those pyrahnahs in my bath tub again you're still the light of my life oh darling I'm beggin won't you put down that knife you know I, I even think it's kinda cute the way you poison my coffee just a little each day i still remember how you laughed or when you pushed me down the elevator shaft oh, I hope you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra doing in my underwear draw? got funny feeling you don't love me anymore you slammed my face down on the bar-b-que grill now my scars are all healing but my heart never will you set my house on fire then you pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers oh, you think I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap You shaved off my eyebrows whilst I was asleep you drilled a hole in my head then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead Oh, you know this isn't really like you at all you never acted this way before Got funny feeling, you don't love me anymore Oh nooooooooo Got funny feeling you don't love me anymore! |
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| She broke off our engagment then she broke my heart then she broke my video what a clumsey tart! |
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| I believe I could fly I beleive i could eat a pie I think about it every night and day Till someone takes my steak and kidney away I could eat 3 or 4 I see them coming throught the oven door |
| My little girl came up to me a tear welled in her eye, she asked me what would happen when Sam her rabbit died. I said we'd get a shoe box and put dear Sam inside, then bury him beneath the swing that stands next to you slide. Then we'll have a party the best you've ever seen Play party games, eat sausage rolls have jelly with ice cream. When she heard my story all she could say was WOW why wait until the day he dies lets kill the bunny now. Beware of the badger it said on the gate It bit off my tadger I read it too late. |